Fun but Mediocre Events -- Everyone is Welcome!

Our new President is leading America in a new direction! The Browns hired a new coach so we suck less next year! Cleveland is building a Medical Mart to bring new jobs to the City! With all of this change we can believe in, I think it's really important that some of us remain committed to the same old tired nonsense! Why get better, grow, change or improve when we can just do the same stupid stuff over and over? In that spirit, I'm pleased to invite you to another Mediocre Bar Night! Oh Yeah, the same dumb social activity we thought up in Collinwood ten years ago! Just remember our motto: LOWER YOUR STANDARDS, INCREASE YOUR HAPPINESS! Please join us Tuesday Feb 17th at 6:30 at the Colony in Cleveland Heights! We're having Onion Rings and French Fries for dinner and the Old Milwaukee Light will be flowing! Let's be honest: this gig is gonna suck! Be sure to wear your worst jeans, use that green eyeshade you NEVER should have bought and bring a date you don't like that much -- or maybe recycle an old flame you dumped a while back! Whatever you do, don't miss the Mediocrity! While my social events may be mediocre, I have cool friends that come up with exciting events! Please join us at Lavish, tour the salon and learn more about the Number One Super Food in the World: The Acai Berry! Yes, this unique nutritional drink is changing lives and making America healthy! Save the date: Monday, February 9th at 4854 Richmond Road, near I 480, starting around 7:00! To learn more, visit www.monavie.com or call the Beautiful & Terrific Jen Watts at (440) 376-9814! I know no one has any plans on a Monday in February in Cleveland so we expect full attendance! Weak Excuses (I'm tired, I forgot, I can't go, I have to go to bed early, I already went out this past weekend, etc.) will not be accepted! As always, everyone is welcome so bring a friend, bring a date, bring a cousin, bring a dog -- just be sure to join the fun! See you soon! Tony Viola - Realty Corporation of America - 216-214-4665 - tony@realtycorpofamerica.com